Should we be talking about this?

Your favorite kind of sausage is Polish-Mexican.

Your favorite kind of sausage is Polish-Mexican.

Siri? Lenguica? Siri?

Siri? Lenguica? Siri?

Why must I lie? 
Please forgive me.
It was your mother under the bleachers.

Why must I lie? 
Please forgive me.
It was your mother under the bleachers.

S(h)e looks…marvel-ous.

S(h)e looks…marvel-ous.

I would sooooo irrigate her upper colon.

I would sooooo irrigate her upper colon.

Dayum straight!

Stoner.

The album was eponymously titled, "David Soul". The single was "Don't Give Up On Us".

The album was eponymously titled, "David Soul". The single was "Don't Give Up On Us".

The album was eponymously titled, "David Soul". The single was "Don't Give Up On Us".

"Patton Oswalt pinches loaf."

"Patton Oswalt pinches loaf."

Freud. Pfft. Eurotrash.

Freud. Pfft. Eurotrash.