JAG -you-wahr.

JAG -you-wahr.

"What is that IGUANA doing on that COFFEE TABLE!?!?"

"What is that IGUANA doing on that COFFEE TABLE!?!?"

:: resumes banging rankability ::

:: resumes banging rankability ::

Prove you're an American in the first place, bitch!

Water? Water? Where's my breaking bad notification?

Water? Water? Where's my breaking bad notification?

I put my eggs on Scary Spice, thankyou. Not vice versa.

I put my eggs on Scary Spice, thankyou. Not vice versa.

Yer mom's a "moaner" when I close 'er.

Yer mom's a "moaner" when I close 'er.

Were there Lycans?

Were there Lycans?

Your mom?

My APPLE smells of HAIR GEL.

::furiously wiping Captain Crunch vomit off of computer screen::

::furiously wiping Captain Crunch vomit off of computer screen::

True story: I am from Jersey, few minutes from here. I banged Nico under the bleachers.