True story: I am from Jersey, few minutes from here. I banged Nico under the bleachers.

That's what Sandusky's campers said.

That's what Sandusky's campers said.

I just pitched a tent thinking of Danica McKellar.

I just pitched a tent thinking of Danica McKellar.

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^ worst caption ever ^

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I gotcher Community notification….hanging!

I gotcher Community notification….hanging!

She's also funnier than Louis CK, tho' his boobs are bigger.

She's also funnier than Louis CK, tho' his boobs are bigger.

You mean, "Snacktacular."

You mean, "Snacktacular."

Google image search: "Recent photos Joe Elliott, lead singer Def Leppard"

Google image search: "Recent photos Joe Elliott, lead singer Def Leppard"

A show where nothing happens. Hmmm.  Where have I heard that before?

A show where nothing happens. Hmmm.  Where have I heard that before?

Finding Nemo 2: One-eyed Cat Sniffing Around a Seafood Store