Are you serious? We've been at this all day! Where the fuck have you been? Get a job!

Everybody sing "Jamaica Jerkoff"!

Rosses!
Keep it real!

Rosses!
Keep it real!

FIST you madly.

R Kelly: you ARE my shit-zu, BITCH!

R Kelly: you ARE my shit-zu, BITCH!

It doesn't MATTER what your imo is.

It doesn't MATTER what your imo is.

What are you, a fucking Algebra teacher?

What are you, a fucking Algebra teacher?

California is not in this country.

California is not in this country.

There is ballet in every show, Douchebag

There is ballet in every show, Douchebag

Um, Mr. Obvious, 'cuz it's COLUMBUS!?!

Was it Mr. Hand?

Seinfeld Sex Euphemism: Eetsa pizza fromma da minute you putta you hands in dee dough!

Seinfeld Sex Euphemism: Eetsa pizza fromma da minute you putta you hands in dee dough!

However, there is a perfect recipe for apple pie: just add dick.