Patton, Oswalt is shorter than Costanza, George.

They had I-pods in the Sixties?

They had I-pods in the Sixties?

Neither Fred Willard nor Chris Elliot could save the worthless, interminably unfunny dreck that was Everybody Loves Raymond. So there.

Neither Fred Willard nor Chris Elliot could save the worthless, interminably unfunny dreck that was Everybody Loves Raymond. So there.

You misspelled "tits."

You misspelled "tits."

To do anything "110%" is metaphysically impossible.

To do anything "110%" is metaphysically impossible.

Schnitzer's Marble Rye.

Schnitzer's Marble Rye.

She has a nature trail too.
Also: Joe Franklin raped her.

She has a nature trail too.
Also: Joe Franklin raped her.

Taylor Swift's new boobs?

Taylor Swift's new boobs?

Meow?

Meow?

Emiliano Zapata, a sus ordenes, senorita.

Emiliano Zapata, a sus ordenes, senorita.

"Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?"