"Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?"

I'm in Seventh Heaven.

I'm in Seventh Heaven.

Male equivalent of "sploosh."

Male equivalent of "sploosh."

Zing!

Zing!

I fap with my Clannad ball-jointed doll in my left hand.

I fap with my Clannad ball-jointed doll in my left hand.

Sorry, Kirk. Someone said, "WWE" and I went all Stone Cold….
Edit: Wait. That was you!

Sorry, Kirk. Someone said, "WWE" and I went all Stone Cold….
Edit: Wait. That was you!

Sorry, Kirk. Someone said, "WWE" and I went all Stone Cold….

Sorry, Kirk. Someone said, "WWE" and I went all Stone Cold….

It doesn't MATTER what you think!

It doesn't MATTER what you think!

Um, FUCK YEAH!

Um, FUCK YEAH!

My favorite song by Salsoul was "Nice 'N' Naasty," referring to, if memory serves, Madonna's cooch, in the Eighties and in the present, respectively.

My favorite song by Salsoul was "Nice 'N' Naasty," referring to, if memory serves, Madonna's cooch, in the Eighties and in the present, respectively.

Billy Preston played with the Beatles
and
the Stones