Yeah, brah…but I'd bet you'd make a fantastic boothmate at Denny's!  Brah.

What will this do to their faith in Jesus?

WTF?  I thought this was the line for nachos.

Congratulations.  This may very well be the high point of your life.

So being an obnoxious fanboy of Shitney would make you what?  A demon?

How about on Parks & Rec, as a potential replacement for both Leslie and Chris?  Or as a potential love interest for Ron Swanson?

Reads more like a tentative first draft of a manifesto.  That will soon be posted on the intrawebs when he starts his bombing campaign.

I always kept mine in the trunk of my car.  So they couldn't be found by those humanists.

You didn't answer my question.  Someone needs to register as "McMiles of McNutt."

That doesn't mean that you'd want to see her on Shitney, does it?

Not to piss in your boot, but Dwight would probably say that he was well-adjusted and socially adept, too.

Is that your real name or are you just being a smartass?

After a review of the Russians' performance against the Finns, the German General Staff concluded they could defeat the Red Army.  But they should have based their projections on the Soviet performance at Kalkin Gol.

I'll bet the Axis troops on the receiving end of them wouldn't agree with you.

Do you get free chocolate?

I absolutely adore Maura Tierney.  I don't think I've seen her on a sitcom since Newsradio folded.  May actually start watching this again.

Solid review, Ms. Zulkey.  Thanks for filling in for Donna and not leaving us hanging.  Drop in any time.

And. The. Worst. Song. Ever.

And what precisely are these "blogs" of which you speak?

Ventriloquists are assholes.