Maybe there'll be some sort of crossover episode and they'll both battle to the death inside a holding cell.

No.

BS.  No one wants to see Luis Guzman replaced.  Because no one wants to see Luis Guzman.

Really?  I've been checking the zeroes on all my long range stuff. 

I wouldn't mind being on this show.  But only so long as it was to give Captain Eyebrow an alibi while he murdered Shitney.  "Shitney…," man, that's comedy gold.  Kinda wished I'd sat next to some of y'all while I was in school.

So…you're looking into Scientology?

"…horrendously misguided decisions and being an all-around asshole…"  aren't those the infallible badges of CEO-dom?

Is Kahlua a store brand?  I need help membering.

I'm more of a barricaded inside my own pillbox filled with bottled water and packaged food gun freak reactionary.

Define "profiteroles" please.

I'll pay for the popcorn if you buy the tickets.

So…if we used our transportation to go see The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl and spent some money at the concessions stand…that would fix the economy?  Or at least put the final nail in Netflix' coffin? 

Hairstyles bigger than the boobs.

2.5 Men has done more to justify misandry than Mel Gibson and Fox News combined.

Rubberneckers, or people who like to look at crime scene photos?

Wasn't everyone dying for a drink as well?

Ms. Bowman, I hope you've been permanently assigned to review Modern Family.  Your Newsradio reviews are some of the most astute and enjoyable criticism I've come across.  At least on the intrawebs.

You will not prevail against my glistening dragon bowels of extraordinary magnitude.

My handlers have always told me that you're fine so long as you don't start answering yourself.  And if you do, make sure that you alter the tone of your voice.

Fantastic idea, but not nearly as fantastic as a suppressed 12 guage.