Does he still have that weird haircut and suppressed 12 guage?

Yes, NATO did such a boffo job in Libya…

Further scientific proof of my conjecture that Australians are easily gulled.

And thanks be to God for that, eh wot…otherwise, we just might have gone to see both SATC movies…unironically.  [involuntarily shudders in horror and revulsion]

Sounds like a really cogent thumbnail history of the human race.

No, you're supposed to salivate whether food is present or not.  [see below]…unless you're in a Skinner Box, then you're supposed to figure out which sequence of pushing various squares results in a food pellet.

This is the one with all the robots and splosionies, right?  And are we going to have to look for the theater owners' lost shit?  And when will The Big Butt Book be available at Amazons?

At least the articles and comments are free and not nearly as likely to cause awkward and embarrassing social consequences.  Like drugs.  Or alcohol.  Or botched plastic surgeries.

Technically, since the divorce, he's only half the babe magnet he once was.

Why couldn't this load have watched a samurai movie and cut Tiger Woods in half? 

Dude, that's more like a nerd bull's eye.

I thought she was pissed at all the notes from network.

Then how come all y'all pointy headed book learned northerners ain't built it yet?

Wait..don't go!  I thought that was pretty damn good!  Sorta kinda like a rhyming word game there!

Because most of the indigenous population is too drunk to remember which one they're in.

No they ain't.  Their Jack Chick graphic novels.

Isn't that where that Big Bang Theory chick with the dwarf fetish is from?

This means that the terrorists have won, doesn't it?

Is the skinny Josh Bushnell still married to that Will.i.yam chick?

That was the one with Marky Mark [sans Funky Bunch] and the lemon drink bitch, right?