"…pooping in our own hands and holding it up for praise/attention…"

Yes, ST, they are. But they've really had to cut staff due to the downturn.

A date with Adam Namblert, of course.

One of them fell off a mountain and the other one had so maney procedures her fast lost all of its elasticity.

It's March that comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb, David. Unless that was some sort of Freudian slip re: your Summer Glau fetish. I understand Ms. Glau is allowed to douse people with mace on this site. Either that, or she is allowed to hit people in the head with a mace on this site.

Your comment is very well done, Voluptuous Girl 452, but I think your avatar has edged well past voluptuous and into morbidly obese.

Not by me it ain't.

Your ability to recall Golden Girls dialog is totally creeping me out.

I guess the JoBros are too busy being pedophile fapbait to do this, huh?

Wow. What a way to piss your celebrity away.

That's too "gayporny" for a PG-13 rating. Gotta hook that teen demo before they all realize it's a colossal suckfest. Say, what's Norm McDonald doing now? Is he available to review this?

I see what you did there. And I've been drunk since 9:00 a.m.

They were squeezed out of the same tube as the other characters.

^See?

They've all been extruded from the same tube, Sad. Pipe the fuck down.

And yet those two hours were…strangely compelling. If you had enough chicken to eat.

Obviously the departure of that Romaine chick has devestated his ego.

More like a cinematic enema, right, OTP?

I couldn't finish reading AG's screenplay…
…does anybody get killed? I nominate Will Sasso to play the whacky next door neighbor. All inspired by a sitcom movies have to have a whacky next door neighbor, don't they? Hey, if they need any comic relief, I'll be happy to run over somebody with a race car. Or wear a…

You're a darkling child, Bob.