Nah. Just noting that Treadwell usually comes up in these kind of "outdoorsey" contexts. Mother Nature sure can be a bitch at times, huh?

Just remember, the crickets always stop chirping just before the monster attacks. And what, JVS, no "Treadwell comment" for a camping-themed post? You feelin' all right, dude?

I humbly nominate the following as the perpetrators of the worst cinematic Southern accents of all time:

I don't think that you can be too sure that any of them are chicks, Jim.

More like the circle of snark.

All them artsy fartsy places make it with stump water, Walken, that is if taste is anything to go by. Say, by any chance is the El Torrero on Peachtree Industrial the place you go to? Them Mexicans make some outstanding sweet tea.

Rev PT McSmurtchpants FTW-but if and only if you were dissing the assburger kid from The Astounding Race.

Great!! I think I got me one of them pneumatic jack hammer thingies from when they demolished all of my restaurants!

Where are they going to shoot Joan Rivers? Her epoxy-resin face looks like it would stop most small arms fire, even at point blank range.

Well, the Donald gave him a cap pistol, a plastic hat, and a fake leather belt, so I guess he is.

Maybe he's sposed to be some kind of cowboy hall monitor.

Is he still married to that chick who used to be kind of hot?

How can it not be sciencey when you have to look everything up on the 'puter?

Perhaps, Warren…but you still bear the taint of Yahoo Serious.

Well, he might have needed help with the lines on his green card.

Wow, Rex, I'm wheezing from the exertion it took to register the devestating comedic riposte you just made!!! You really schooled that dude, huh? Say, how many post docs did you have to complete before they gave you the mascot outfit?

Get a room, you two!!

OFFICIAL KENNY ROGERS EAR BORE-WORM ALERT!!

Yes, but her gorgeous face has absolutely no character to it at all, Riff.

If they're implying that she's an auteur of suckitude, they're right.