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Kenny Rogers
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Cheney always reminded me of the Christmas Santa at the Hospital for the Criminally Insane. Just look into those eyes of his!!

PNEUMATIC IMPLANT BLASTER'd be my guess. Or Viagrablaster.

Holy Crap! I ain't the only ones whats seen Doomsday!
Not only did it have Mad Max-like Superpunks and a Stone Cold Medieval Super Race, it had Rhona Mitra, a naked chick in a bathtub, a mannequin what gots most of its head blowed off, lots and lots of splosions, a dude that got roasted into paper mache, fake

Only if itsn' within the boundaries of Holy Matrimony there, RyzomeBeams.

Don't forget the cormbeaf hash.

But you can still catch The Gay from eating a sammich, right?

How many millions have to die before society collapses and I can go on my multi-state killing spree/comeback tour?

It's to make us feel sorry for 'em and then we'll let our gringo guard down, and then they'll drop the Mexican Swine Flu EL WHAMMO on us!!!

Nah, you don't need none of the technologically sophisticated stuff-you just need enough shootin irons to rip other sumbitches off.

Yeah, a tour as an ADMIN POGUE!!!

Looks kind of like the pizza box oragami guy. But he can't still be alive-can he?

We just talkin' 'bout CHANG.

So does that mean all the women are in flimsy underwear and all the men are in Satanic robes? You're not going to kill another puppy, are you?

Your mother was a hamster, and your father stank of elderberries. Also, still Gay.

I'm not seeing the familiars I want to be kind to.

I remember it as Elmo's "coming out" episode. What? Oh, sorry, as Elmo's "coming out" ep.

Intel indicates that Foxx doesn't have any compromising pictures of Quincy, JVS, but might have same re: Rasheeda Jones.

Are we still ranking on Prison Wine's apartment? Good!

Panda-tyricon.

Is TV's Frank still a virgin?