Sure, bathing in blood will wash the years away, but it will stain the bathtub like a motherfucker. And really, there's no point in looking young if people think you keep a dirty-ass tub.

BREAK

And you could act like a grown-up, instead of a 14 year old flailing about, desperate for attention.

The drumming on the new Helms Alee is so good. People should listen to that album.

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Ummmm, yeah, should I put on Dopesmoker or Dopethrone or Dopesmoker?

Well yeah, it's obviously still out there, although the whole Syrian thing comes from well before recent events, the idea being at that time they were somewhat under the radar (and the intelligence guys probably would've had some links and training with the Soviets back then, so there was possibly some transferred…

My favourite sorta conspiracy theory about the whole Gaddafi thing, which includes enough incompetence and rank opportunism to be kinda plausible , is that he and the Libyan security forces were too incompetent for any of the international acts of terrorism he supposedly was responsible for (they were still competent…

For Our Consideration - Is our society watching too little tv?

I think they've said before that the problem is that, in comparison to other stuff, basically no-one reads them. I mean, a few people follow through on actually reading this stuff, but for the most part, people would rather bitch about how below their dignity it is to read a clickbait FOC on Breaking Bad or The Big…

No slow motion hackey sack to express your emotions, no sale.

BUT OBAMA DID BAD STUFF TOO!

And of course when it turns out the allegation is actually false, Fugazighazigate, and then it turns out the allegation that the allegations are false is false, Fugazighazigategate

STONY BROOK

Because just as some people might not, or at least might be more hesitant, to engage in sexual activity with someone if they know that person is trans, some others might not, or at least might be more hesitant, to engage with sexual activity if they knew the other person held opinions they consider repugnant, the…

Oh disqus, if you weren't so terrible, you wouldn't be you

The Raid 2: A Cruel Picture

Well these are the out-takes, so as with all bonus material, most of it was left out the first time around for a reason.

"You all think he's just a rapist. But to me he'll always be a rapist and a son!"

I had the strangest dream about going to school and Bill O'Reilly had no pants on. I wonder if he had the one where he kept falling down while trying to cross the road.

Of course they were joking. Whether it was intentional or not may be another issue.