HI, this is your neighbour. We don't want to stop you doing anything or come across as prudes, but there are certain noises at certain hours that we feel are a little intrusive and we would really appreciate it if you could be more considerate.

I think the point is more that while, yes, he should be more straightforward, even if he does wimp out, and he probably will and probably wouldn't have written the letter otherwise,  it's not like he's gotten away with it  and he's kind of  dumbass for thinking he has - unfortunate as it may be, if he thinks he hasn't…

Dude, PID is not into you. Let it go. 

Yet another excuse to post one of my favourite news stories/AV Club commenter nightmares-

"I hate Rolling Stone. They just give everything a good review so boomer's don't get upset"

When I saw Chris Trotter get behind Cunliffe, I thought it all sounded very good in a 'no way will this guy now get the vote, unfortunately' way, although this was before Shane Jones essentially pushed Robertson and his odd "my partner, who is getting a drink right behind you at this very moment, couldn't be here…

*wrestles @Melancholic_Rodeo_Clown:disqus to ground to prevent any kind of timely commenting, somehow avoiding any kind of moderation*

It may be out there, but as of yet, I haven't found much myself in terms of insightful/entertaining Rugby writing/analysis that gives a flavour of the game and where the game has been and where it's going- a lot of rehashing of what's happened and the familiar morals, the kind of sport writing the current generation…

Not Much, started to watch Kingdom, Lars Von Trier's 90's tv show, with the portentous intro with a then ridiculous credit sequence, egged on as I was by the reveal on the dvd cover "While at Danish film school, Von Trier was taught by Ken Loach for a week". FASCINATING. Anyway it looks to be fun, and more shows…

8*Reads first part of sentence * - *about to post obligatory FUCK YES NAKED RAYGUN! comment* - *reads rest of sentence* Oh No! *reads comments, actually has more sympathy for Fall Out Boy fans than the same tedious, grumpy cunts who hate everything piling on*

The RPG battle where they select Jim Davis, try to  select a skill to use, and of course there are none to choose, none of which would amuse so much if it wasn't for the little blue rpg box with No Skills that shows afterwards (assuming I have recalled correctly).

Fuck, I have so many fucking answers for this that I can't think of a single fucking one. 

CRITTERS

I don't think he has kids, and if you don't have kids, those movies pretty much don't exist in the real world.

I'll just get my comment in now before this comment section collapses under the outrage that is sure to follow this low grade.

Also, I might find it hard to get past my own insecurity, ego etc etc in a similar situation, but that's not necessarily a bad thing to confront, especially if it's with someone you're in a secure relationship with - one's feelings have to get hurt once in a while if you're going to keep growing and become a man, and…

He is now

"Fuck yourself. I told you to go fuck yourself, you idiot. AND IT WAS NOT A LITERAL SUGGESTION."

I have no doubt it's something from the depths of the pop-culture mush polluting my brain, as I am in no way original, but the exact character of that mush is completely beyond me.

I don't really have any interest in acquiring or using a dick sheath if it's not for someone else, but I do think the name is cool. Even if my masculinity was assaulted by the suggestion, I would soon comfort myself by just saying it.