Well maybe, if they didn't have that vulgar Uncle Jesse, with his leather jacket affronts to basic human decency.

What about a nice show, for the nice people?

Mums *shakes head*

With my planned milk powder binge postponed for the time being, I had to  console myself, even watch a little SPORT

I just hope we don't get too much of the last of the golden era episodes overtaken people trying to prove to each other that they stopped liking the show at the exact right moment, even when (and more probably, because) everyone broadly agrees it was once the best and then it stopped being so. Foolishly hope, but hope…

I may have gone through periods of foisting that THIS LESBIAN BAR HAS NO FIRE EXIT quote upon the unwilling and confused.

It may be a long list, but definitely among my favourite Simpson's quotes.

Fuck you for making me do this

I saw it years ago on tv, presented in one shot, so I thought it was a tv movie rather than miniseries, which is what caught my eye when I saw the title pop up a few times on American websites. Anyway, it was a solid thriller that I enjoyed quite a bit at the time, but given the hand-wringing I've seen on American…

I love everything about those Australian jokes in that episode.

Came down to lavish the same praise. 

"Dave, man, Fuck"
"What?"
"Aircraft carriers, man. They're alive."
"And some people think soup is a meal. So what?"
"You don't get it, man"
"For fuck's sake, WHAT?"
"The aircraft are alive too. They live inside it, man. It's all fucked up and shit"
"There is a God, and he is pissed"

Now who's being naive

"…. and the plane has, uh, a, um, fear of heights"
"a plane with a fear of heights?"
"uh, yeah"
"Jesus fucking christ. Count yourself lucky I'm going through an acrimonious divorce"
*phone rings*
"DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT NOTHING. THAT BITCH SIGNED THE PRENUP"

An A-Men for Percy Jackson? More like a C-Men for the Sea of Monsters!

Fuck you for making me laugh at that.

I feel so ashamed

This guy is right. It is time for this horrendous overrating of Iron Man 3 to end. 

C? Typical snobby AV Club. These new reviewers are just contrarian hacks who think hating fun will make them sophisticated.

Different writer Oprah had a tiff with.