Is this your first PDN review? 

OH GAWWWWD

Our daughter joined up with them 3 years ago and we haven't heard from her since. Please help us get her back.

Gotta feed those cats somehow, I guess. 

From the punk books I've read, it seems like those old New York guys don't like anyone, including their peers- except Blondie, who seem happy than share the love, perhaps unsurprisingly.

Now that I think about it, I don't think since I started watching World Cups (94), I've seen one without the US or Mexico. It would be odd to see neither there. 

Listened to some stuff, read a little about the evolution of milk tolerance of cow herders from the middle east migrating into Europe, watched a little SPORT

I don't think anyone has ever been as perfectly cast as Dennis Franz in Homer S: Portrait Of An Assgrabber

Also love the interruption card. For a gag that can't last that long, they went all out.

I'm probably speaking more for New Zealand television and specifically homegrown production, but it's not like there is much of a golden age to look back fondly upon, so that they're even trying to produce shows that try to be decent is kind of novel- I haven't been interested in Outrageous Fortune enough to even…

Jamaica - in Africa. 

I'm not a creep baby, I just throb with a reverence for art and beauty.

I really thought this relationship had run its course, but this one day, where I wasn't constantly nagging you so as to avoid any responsibility for and recognition of my own disappointments with how my objectively comfortable life has turned out, and  you weren't sullenly refusing to co-operate or help out with…

Hating on 79's MOR - it's brave, but I fear once again it will just end up with the little guy crushed beneath the boot of BIG COMMENT.

I'll give this to anyone buying that Minor Threat t-shirt - at least it's not the Velvet Underground one.

If you didn't giggle at that headline, you can just fuck off. ALL THE JUDGING.

DON'T OPEN THE DOOR, I'M CONSULTING SOME STUDIES

Pfft, toasters are so white bread. The coffee grinder is where the real excitement lies.

It's shocking enough to get people's attention and regale you the next day with the freaky thing they saw on tv yesterday, but actually easy enough to present in a no naughty bits way so that you can have a Dr Phil episode about it on in the middle of the day, which can't be done as easily for a lot of other kinks.

Oh yeah, Heller is hell of solid.