nope, you can't fool me.  It's turtles all the way down…

nope, you can't fool me.  It's turtles all the way down…

more like starring 'The Situation'…

more like starring 'The Situation'…

usually doggystyle…

usually doggystyle…

Just get a Giant Tortoise.  Those things can live to be over 150 years old.  Then he can be a pallbearer at your kids, your grandkinds, and your funerals…

Just get a Giant Tortoise.  Those things can live to be over 150 years old.  Then he can be a pallbearer at your kids, your grandkinds, and your funerals…

The most depressing song ever is "Old Shep", which is about a boy's dog and has been covered by all the old country artists.  In one of the live versions, Townes Van Zandt actually has to stop because he starts crying during the recording…

The most depressing song ever is "Old Shep", which is about a boy's dog and has been covered by all the old country artists.  In one of the live versions, Townes Van Zandt actually has to stop because he starts crying during the recording…

SHOUT!!! SHOUT!!!  Shout at the guy who sold me these inflated front row tickets

SHOUT!!! SHOUT!!!  Shout at the guy who sold me these inflated front row tickets

Thunder bolts and lightning, Mick Mars is frightning EEEK!!!

Thunder bolts and lightning, Mick Mars is frightning EEEK!!!

He's a bass player.  Bass players and drummers need to know there role.  It's just an asshole move to put a bass or drum solo in a rock song…

He's a bass player.  Bass players and drummers need to know there role.  It's just an asshole move to put a bass or drum solo in a rock song…

You have to wait for Keith Richards to die.  Then you chop him up into little peices and smoke what you can't inject or snort….

You have to wait for Keith Richards to die.  Then you chop him up into little peices and smoke what you can't inject or snort….

I love you, you love me.
Going down the sugar tree.
We'll go down the sugar tree,
and see lots of bees: playing, playing.
But the bees won't sting, because you love me…

I love you, you love me.
Going down the sugar tree.
We'll go down the sugar tree,
and see lots of bees: playing, playing.
But the bees won't sting, because you love me…