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Is this the next step?  Watching people watch reality TV shows all day…

Is this the next step?  Watching people watch reality TV shows all day…

"It sure is scary in these dark woods at night, mister."

"It sure is scary in these dark woods at night, mister."

Off topic, but have you ever seen the San Jacinto Monument in Texas?It's way more phallic than the Washington monument, with a giant star on the top and a wide base.  The funny story about it is that when they built it for the 100th anniversery of Texas independence, the designers were told that they couldn't make it

Off topic, but have you ever seen the San Jacinto Monument in Texas?It's way more phallic than the Washington monument, with a giant star on the top and a wide base.  The funny story about it is that when they built it for the 100th anniversery of Texas independence, the designers were told that they couldn't make it

"I cannot tell a lie, I totally have wood right now"

"I cannot tell a lie, I totally have wood right now"

Yo La Tengo?  More like No Me Gusta…

Yo La Tengo?  More like No Me Gusta…

The only thing I know about positraction is that sassy girlfriends from Jersey can tell juries all about it…

The only thing I know about positraction is that sassy girlfriends from Jersey can tell juries all about it…

I'm watching for the update on the banana in the tailpipe gag.

I'm watching for the update on the banana in the tailpipe gag.

Alpa Chino?  Is that you???

Alpa Chino?  Is that you???

The song feels kinda creepy when you relize it was written about 11 year-old Caroline Kennedy.

The song feels kinda creepy when you relize it was written about 11 year-old Caroline Kennedy.

@TheCzarCastIchbasTurd:disqus You never once, just before tip-off, looked at Yao Ming and Shaquille O'neal, and wondered if they were endowed with something larger than your forearm?  Well, me neither…

@TheCzarCastIchbasTurd:disqus You never once, just before tip-off, looked at Yao Ming and Shaquille O'neal, and wondered if they were endowed with something larger than your forearm?  Well, me neither…