Do you keep typing in "moneyshot" in the query?

I thought I hit jackpot when 9 Songs popped up on my cue.  I was legitimately looking for music docs and an NC-17 movie popped up.  Ho-ly Shit!!!  talk about some quality porn…

What am I NOT looking forward to?  Fantasy Football guy giving me constant updates on my Facebook of LaVeon Bell's potential as a flex player…

All I have are bitcoins and Marlboro Miles…

Hmm, I guess he finally found some new friends.  Good for him…

Well, just look down at your morning wood, paint two red racing stripes down the side, and that's basically what I see in the ad on the right.  Complete with two balls and a head.

Instead of clicking on the clip of the film, I clicked on the Reebok advertisement of Demarcus Ware and Rampage Jackson running together.  This film could have ran a close second.

Good to see he's back to doing charity work.  By charity work, I mean just showing up somewhere…

Tour with only a piano?  He doesn't even get to take luggage?  What a shitty record label…

The crows seem to be calling me, thought Caw.

My two biggest regrets in life are that I've never seen Barbara Eden topless…

You mean the movie where the Chipettes sing "The Girls of Rock in Roll" song?  No, I don't recall…

And I'm still proud of the fact that I know that ALF's name is Gordon Shumway.

If I could score me some KB right know, I would watch the shit out of every single one of those shows…

Basically they said, "You must listen to this if you are cool!"  Then the comments section went ape shit..

Isn't this how the Dawes thing started???

Her and Daniel Tosh need to guest host each other's shows.  Amy could talk about internet videos, and Tosh can talk about his vagina for 23 minutes…

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue…

Skiing at a nudist resort?

Dear B.U.T.T.S.E.C.K.S.,