For the love of God, can we please get a non-Connery nipple!!!

*Barnitosupreme's dad shakes his head in shame and disgust*

*Barnitosupreme's dad shakes his head in shame and disgust*

and a mighty appealing camel toe…

and a mighty appealing camel toe…

Was it just me or did that chick in that video have the lamest skateboarding moves ever???  I kept waiting for her to get some air…and then nothing. I could just imagine her inner monologue going something like: "Lets go back to the other side and get some momentum…no this time I'm really gonna get some air…no I mean…

Was it just me or did that chick in that video have the lamest skateboarding moves ever???  I kept waiting for her to get some air…and then nothing. I could just imagine her inner monologue going something like: "Lets go back to the other side and get some momentum…no this time I'm really gonna get some air…no I mean…

For about 6 months I assumed that a Neocon was some sort of alien.  Strangely enough, my assumption may still be correct…

For about 6 months I assumed that a Neocon was some sort of alien.  Strangely enough, my assumption may still be correct…

I go back and forth between Joe Esposito's "You're the Best" and Stan Bush's "The Touch".  I usually wake up with an audible "Fuck Yeah!", followed by a Karate chop.  I think my girlfriend is getting slightly irritated…  #mercyisfortheweak

I go back and forth between Joe Esposito's "You're the Best" and Stan Bush's "The Touch".  I usually wake up with an audible "Fuck Yeah!", followed by a Karate chop.  I think my girlfriend is getting slightly irritated…  #mercyisfortheweak

I'm afraid of what would happen if those guys ever took their hands outta their pockets…

I'm afraid of what would happen if those guys ever took their hands outta their pockets…

Rule #1.  If your first hit had your name in it, you are damned to be a one hit wonder.  Did anyone ever figure out who Jimmy Ray was?

Rule #1.  If your first hit had your name in it, you are damned to be a one hit wonder.  Did anyone ever figure out who Jimmy Ray was?

I think I'm confusing him with the machine that makes the eggs at McDonalds…the McSteamer.

…8 Who do we appreciate?  Umlauts! Umlauts! Umlauts!  Yeeeeaaaaahhhh  Umlauts!

…8 Who do we appreciate?  Umlauts! Umlauts! Umlauts!  Yeeeeaaaaahhhh  Umlauts!

She was in The Sopranos.  I think she was nominated for a Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award for her role as "laughing girl that drinks a Coke and then smokes a cigarette"…

I already saw it when it was called "Exit Wounds" with Steven Segal and DMX.