Doesn't he always…

Dick Sargent…Dick York…Sergeant York?

Dick Sargent…Dick York…Sergeant York?

"nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom [gasp]"
                                                -Mama Cass

"nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom [gasp]"
                                                -Mama Cass

I call bullshit!  That has got be a Dutch word.  Maybe if we just throw in some random J's it'll look a little Dutchier…

I call bullshit!  That has got be a Dutch word.  Maybe if we just throw in some random J's it'll look a little Dutchier…

Custom Continental…check
El Dorado…check
razor in shoe…check

Custom Continental…check
El Dorado…check
razor in shoe…check

The only word in the English language that has three consecutive double letters…Bookkeeper! 
What a fucking pretentious fact.  Encyclopedia Brown…what a prick.

The only word in the English language that has three consecutive double letters…Bookkeeper! 
What a fucking pretentious fact.  Encyclopedia Brown…what a prick.

So was this the guy that Jim Croce was singing about the whole time?  I always pictured someone a little more…ethnic.

So was this the guy that Jim Croce was singing about the whole time?  I always pictured someone a little more…ethnic.

I don't like the new Batmans because I was hoping Patrick Bateman would have killed at least a baker's dozen hookers by now…

I don't like the new Batmans because I was hoping Patrick Bateman would have killed at least a baker's dozen hookers by now…

I'll be the gullable one and just assume that everyone has counted the correct number of NAHs.  I'm lazy like that

I'll be the gullable one and just assume that everyone has counted the correct number of NAHs.  I'm lazy like that

You know the Bornean Flat-headed frog is completely aquatic and stays underwater permanantly.  So they got that in common…

You know the Bornean Flat-headed frog is completely aquatic and stays underwater permanantly.  So they got that in common…

I just assumed goop was an ethnic slur.  I can't figure out towards whom, though…