I tend to the use the royal we, since I'm an assistant manager at Burger King…

Sheesh, I'm just pointing out that it's cool that it's safe enough that American bands can play Hawler and Sulamaniyah.  I'm sure the music lovers of the area are happy that they have the ability to have live international bands play in their hometowns.  This would not have been possible 30 years ago, 20 years ago, or…

Sheesh, I'm just pointing out that it's cool that it's safe enough that American bands can play Hawler and Sulamaniyah.  I'm sure the music lovers of the area are happy that they have the ability to have live international bands play in their hometowns.  This would not have been possible 30 years ago, 20 years ago, or…

We don't need anyone to recap all the negatives of the war in Iraq.  There is a small consolidation that the people of Kurdistan have been able to succesfully build a secure and thriving area after the brutal oppression and systemic genocide that the Hussein regime carried out on their people.  I hope they can finally…

We don't need anyone to recap all the negatives of the war in Iraq.  There is a small consolidation that the people of Kurdistan have been able to succesfully build a secure and thriving area after the brutal oppression and systemic genocide that the Hussein regime carried out on their people.  I hope they can finally…

Will the bugs at least be Muslim???

Will the bugs at least be Muslim???

You mean the "Citizen Kane of stripper movies"?

You mean the "Citizen Kane of stripper movies"?

Daddy's Jizzbucket

Daddy's Jizzbucket

Sonny Bono's ski trip for "I Got You, Babe".  That had to have been Seppuku by way of tree to the face…

Sonny Bono's ski trip for "I Got You, Babe".  That had to have been Seppuku by way of tree to the face…

This is why I just masturbate alone in my room…

This is why I just masturbate alone in my room…

His name was Toy in Toy Story.

His name was Toy in Toy Story.

I'll give a dollar to anyone that can diagram that sentance.

I'll give a dollar to anyone that can diagram that sentance.

Tell him we'll trade ten cases of Moosehead for Duluth straight up…