Fire Woman…though I have to admit it is best heard while in a shitty strip club, with a red-headed stripper grinding on a pole…

I kinda like her music and I think she's got some pretty cool style…

I kinda like her music and I think she's got some pretty cool style…

*makes sure nobody is watching*

I'm getting pretty tired of all the nipples, personally. Vampire butthole or GTFO…

I'm a fan of most of Big Fish. I was surprised at how much of a tear jerker it can be, even after a re-watch or two. Better then Sleepy Hollow.

For the last time, MTV doesn't make content.  They just film random shit, throw it on TV and see what people watch.

5 words…Air Bud as NASCAR driver…

Ashton Kutcher?  Oh wait, we already had that conversation…

I can't quite seem to remember where I was when Kennedy was shot at Pearl
Harbor…

I think it may be that I'm just not a very sensitive person when it comes to this type of thing.  I also don't necessarily equate stereotyping with racism.  I see Apu from The Simpsons as a stereotypical Indian character.  Is the character, voiced by a white man, "racist"?  Depends what you mean by racist.  I don't…

Can't wait for the porn parody of this.

Things I don't find offensive:

Am I the only one who thinks that blackface/brownface/gayface/whateverface isn't really that offensive anymore?  The guy is just playing dress up.  As a hispanic, I'm going to see several million people this weekend with their fake Mexican hats and mustaches.  I don't really see that as offensive because I have a…

This comment will probably never get read, but I actually recieved a nomination to West Point from Ron Paul.  He's my congressman, but I never ended up going.  That's why I'll never vote for the guy.  If he thought I was good enough to go to West Point, then this guy has no grip on reality…

I think you're thinking of Han Solo

David Blane could not be reached for comment.  He's in Central Park on one of those damn poles again…

*SPOILER*

My avatar always compels me to comment on Neswire articles that involve Blur.  So…uh…I guess I should say something…

only in Tijuana…