Fingerbang and The Prom

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Yeah, I like to refer to them as "the good ole days".  Back when you get a quick nip shot on a PG movie, too.  *sigh*…

If he already has a goatee, then how are we going to tell the difference between Robocop and Evil Twin Robocop?

[mimes a thumbs down, then locks self in an invisible box]

I was kinda hoping for an Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore/Bruce Willis sandwich…

I just assumed I was watching Schindler's List the whole time, but something was wrong with the sound system…

I've already watched the entire Twin Peaks series, so back to using my Playstation as God intended…Modern Warfare 3 suckas…….

"Meanwhile, our hero is having a grand old time!!"

That was also how Ahmad Shah Massoud, The Lion of Panjshir, was assassintated by al-Qaeda operatives shortly before 9-11 in Afghanistan.  And where was Kevin Costner on that day?  Kinda makes you wonder, right…

Can't celebrate tonight.  Too busy trying to break a personal best of 17 moneyshots in a 24 hour period.  I'm at 11 now, but the pace is slowing down.  Wish me luck!!!

You mean you just read the first page at Barnes and Noble, read some comments on the AV Club about the book, and then started telling everyone how terrible the book was, too? 

There already is a "Harry Potter for adults", It's called Harry Twat-er.  Download it today!

No, this is where you dislike bands for random reasons.

The big question is what will their seeing eye dogs demand on the rider?

Don't worry, there'll be another reunion tour in ten years…IN HELL!!!!

Maybe because you finally just gave up on trying to use that Humanities degree and just moved back in with your parents???

Jigga Who's???

Bungalows

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