White women have legs like chickens???

I'm sure he's saying to himself, "I used to be an investment banker when I was on Silver Spoons, and now…(sighhhhh)"

Is it because there appears to be a Jewish man behind the counter counting the money???

Did you just say, "phil has the clap?!"  I can't hear you over all this incessant noise!!!

I once parked a minivan inside of Dionne Warwick's nostrils.

I'll only watch if Norm McDonald plays Eddie Vedder and Eddie Vedder plays Natalie Maines…

Where can I buy love, sex, and relationships?

I had a guarantee movie sale with Robocop. Video games. DVDs for 25 years. Who cares if it worked or not?
The old man thought it was important, Dick…

<——————"2% butterfat"

Jack White's cool, but he's not a bottle of Jack Daniel's…

Ed Burns saved Private Ryan in WWII, so he's at least got that going for him…

Can't they just option Sabado Gigante, EE. UU???  iAye Carumba!

What NBC really needs to bring back was the good ole' NFL with OJ doing the pregame.  They used to KILL in the ratings!!!

It also seems weird that the Columbus Crew have nothing to do with rowing…

To the Testaculars!

I'm just surprised there are two Leprosy advocacy groups.  Did Leprosy Anonymous not want any of this???

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Actually, Tyler Durden was the dog!

Clearly I remember picking on the boy.  Seemed a harmless, little fuck…

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