I think they all just turned invisible. They've been going around spying on other people this whole time.

Michael Cane would roll over in his grave if he heard about this.

Grandfathered 2: The Kalining

I vote L.A. Story with Steve Martin. Classic line: "There's somebody out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe and night googles to find them."

"Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass… you have no idea!"
~from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Agreed. We need more of this from beautiful actresses. Really humanizes them. I hope you also caught Abigail Spencer.

When I was a kid (during the cold war), college professors would routinely show filmstrips depicting all of the horrible aspects of nuclear war. Their macho mission in life was to scare the shit out of kids. I got a lifetime's worth then. A new generation does not need this. Pass.

Now maybe we'll get to find out what B—— means.

I got it, but now I piss my pants every time the phone rings.

Another technique is to read it to mother first. What's that mother? Yes, I'm commenting online again. No, there isn't any blood this time. Yes, mother.

In these trying times we need to try to remember:
- lift with your legs, not your back
- only eat raw shellfish in months with the letter "r"

That eleventy-one year old motherfucker. Not a chance.

Please, no jokes about the Necronomicon.

Sorry, I have only a sheet metal memory of Cannery Row.

[gasps]
I love you…
[dies]

and make me a sammich

And that's why you always leave a note.

Men like to stare at women, but women don't necessarily like them doing it. However, when a woman is completely distracted because she's fighting with another woman, men can stare at both of them all they want with no repercussions.

I think they're just working for tips on this one.

I personally got screwed out of a federal job on the guy's first day in office. So much for keep an open mind and stay optimistic.