Tité?

It's true. Automatic doors won't open for us either.

I miss Brittany Murphy.
(moment of silence)

Go suck an ass.

I DO NOT use capers!

Well, they can't all be zingers.

I had no idea Tai was trans. I suspected he might be Asian.

We call it "reefer", man.

Simpsons did it.

*Makes cry face

That's not fair. Cate Blanchett is a goddess. I even liked that weird Italian movie (Heaven) with her in it.

Too soon.

Cop: "Stop. You had me at screaming Chinaman."

Well, I must just have a loser gene or something because I actually kind of like that movie. Hell, IMDB gives it 8/10. There are a bunch of us losers out there. Sorry, can't remember the Cronenberg one, but I'm sure it's cool. Oh well, I'll have something to gripe about in the old age home. "Remember that movie…

I see this Crash-bashing over and over again here. Is it something they teach in film school now? I went back and rewatched it, and I find it to be an excellent movie. I don't get the backlash.

What I can't stand about LA pizza is all the crawfish they put on there.

My cousin Anal is pretty good with words too.

I don't think it's the accent per se; rather, they prefer transients, i.e. dudes that they can practice with but won't stick around too long.

Lots of Lots.

Is it because she has a great ass? (because she does)