I never got why that word was considered so bad. I think one day somebody just started saying how bad it was, and not enough people told them they were ridiculous.

and a lot more original. Here's the Onion article from 1999.
http://www.theonion.com/art…

Better to stay off the grid.

Unfortunately, only fat people are jolly.

♫ no can do ♫

Well, if we're going to admit that we like her as an actress, alright, but only if you twist my arm.

I'm sure in his mind he was making a statement about cheating or something. Wasn't that the big deal back then? We have a duty to teach the kids how wrong it is.

in that Baltimore hotel room, society gathered

OJ Simpson

Go on…

Now is the winter of our discontent.

That line doesn't play in the sticks.

That's called Nouveau Gay

have to admit, I did like the Scully stuff he did.

but I'm a pretty girl, so anything I say is cute.

That would be true of anyone else hosting too.

I could care less about this Trump tweet angle. Please stop mentioning it.

Duh. Because of the Queen.

Terminator: Well of Souls

You had me at time travel.