Like that fellow David Mamet.

My Dad is a Cajun, and he uses Tony's
https://www.tonychachere.com/
Same premise. He puts it on everything.

You know what can't be beat? That's right — Old Bay mixed with Hormel Black Label Bacon ©. It really wakes you up in the morning!

My friend, age has given me perspective. All that will happen is that in the next election cycle people will vote for a Democratic house and senate. This is America where apparently nobody ever gets a real mandate. We are a country of 50% this and 50% that. Trump has some temporary power now given a Republican…

Grew up in DC. Almost every day there are protests about something. Eventually you find yourself just sublimating, becoming like oblivious New Yorkers. It is something that gets in your way, like traffic. You can't fight every battle or even keep up with it all. If it makes you happy or gets you laid, then maybe…

Point taken.

Is there anything you can do for the fries? Asking for a friend.

My mom is one of those people that has the balls to request fries without salt. I used to work at Burger King, so I refrain from doing that to people.

Well, based on comments below, it appears the examples given in the above article are not representative, so I may give partial credit.
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"…you can taste it in their jizz."

I meant the part when my cock and balls accidentally fell out.

I live in the deep South, and many people want their fries salted like Lot's wife. I can't stand it. I had to dump some fries from Wendy's just a little while ago.

I can see the headlines now: Trump to x, YOU'RE FIRED!

I think they should be made to sign loyalty oaths.

I like "Make America Queer Again", although I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with it). I saw a guitarist/vocalist on AV Club Live wearing one.

C-
Keep trying, Internet.

…but Warren Buffett approves…
https://www.bloomberg.com/n…

Today I accidentally wore an American flag T-shirt to the gym. Got glares from black guys, and "solidarity looks" from rednecks. Embarrassing.

My favorite, "Frantic Biden Searching Dog Shelter For Bo Look-Alike."