I'd prefer something like Mulholland Drive, but I'm no film expert.

Listen, that my be true, but our overall free-throw percentage is something like 98%.

Racist.

Hitler?
Wait…no…I know this one…don't tell me…
Frank Stallone?

Child-bearing hips?

I can understand why you might feel that way, but, respectfully, I have to disagree.

NEEEERD!

No, you can't.

Have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blowjob?

"People are assholes." — John Paul Sartre

Oh, great, so the egg council got to you too.

Better Call Saul, GOT

[stares into mirror]
Slenderman…Slenderman…Slenderman

Oh, I'm sure you're right. In fact, I'm positive. Toxoplasma gondii cyst positive.

Mimes always get cut out of everything.

[takes off shoe and bangs it on desk]

As somebody that is part of the military industrial complex, we're worried. On one hand we have this idea about making a strong military in which at least they know what they're doing (have a mandate versus spinning their wheels), but on the other hand there is scary rhetoric about revamping the entire way that…

I have a good time talking to Alex while I watch the show. Mostly I make comments like, "Fuck you, Alex" or "Shut the hell up, Alex." Then there's the mute button, of course.

I'm still waiting for the sequel.

It is therefore senseless to think of complaining since nothing foreign has decided what we feel, what we live, or what we are.