Are there hours of jazz clarinet in it?

Well, somebody had to say it…

use the angle brackets and spoiler key word

All things serve the beam…

This is simply a manifestation of an advanced alien language system. {flashback}

Crucifixion?

Gray rectangle?

still searching for the extra bone too…I think it's in the ankle.

Forgive me, I see the world through perv-colored glasses.

Shame!

Disagree. Margot Robbie makes that movie.

2016: The bacon year

Slander!

In Soviet Russia, fetus aborts you.

Something, something…loses 10 pounds…

I like where this is going…

Humbug!

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I'm pretty proud that not a single comment here mentions "scissoring".

The dude is old, man. More like Frank Sinatra.