Because, let's face it, white men have had it too good for too long.

Can somebody just shave me already? For crying out loud, I've been sitting in this chair for hours!

part of the rodent family, I believe.

Much?

Mostly.

Shit, her hair is the coolest thing ever.

Comedy?

"It was the best of Showtime, it was the worst of Showtime."

Don't patronize that store.

Is Omar coming?

Blizzard Man: Yo! Yo! Y2K! It’s the real ish! The uncut RAW! Check my style out!
Hey there, all the bros!
We are friends and we’re all in a gang!
We rap and sing and we jump around!
And the ladies show their butts and we all touch our ding-dongs!
Yo! Brooklyn, stand up! [crosses arms]

Loved Pimpbot. Never understood why they stopped doing him. Something to do with racism?

Very interesting rain story.

That institutional peanut butter is the most wretched crap ever to be called food. Don't think I'd survive on the inside.

I call bullshit.

but isn't Denny's a bit upscale compared to a Waffle House? There may be no suitable equivalent.

Chris Pine did what?

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn I have a piece?

What I think everyone is missing is how proud bat manufacturers should be this morning.

Yes, number 1001 of the dumbest shit on the dumbest shit show ever. Sucks the judge sentenced me to watch it.