[ questioning glance ] [ hits wife ] [ sits on porch, waiting for cops ]

I nominate you.

I see somebody has read all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books.

I sure hope the good guys win, but that we learn a valuable lesson about having respect for people of other cultures.

Well played.

I'm impressed you saw it. I get enough of it in Scientific American.

Well, I'd rather fuck her than Macy, so that's where I stand on the issue.

Lichtenstein?

As I recall, the opening sequence has a caption that reads, "If you're watching this, you're probably dead."

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

That was awesome.

A far superior song, in my estimation.

Also, you had an entire Playboy and Spice channel on satellite and plenty of other shows on other channels that could fill that void.

…and the dark era of the Greaseman began. (shudders)

Were you rushing? Or were you dragging? ANSWER!!!

smaller tits?

Except they have bigger tits.

The expiration on this milk is 11/24

Your mom was great in the sack

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