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bilgestinkwater
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something, something The Police.

It counts!

Classic! No, I mean awesome! Core!

EGOT
Whoopi 1
Tracy Jordan 0

I'm moving to Uranus, oh!

*hold on to this fee-eel-ing

I heard they added a new Morgan.

Don't stop believin' in litigation.

Kahn?
KAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNNNN!

Actually, it means "high cholesterol".

…and we were all supposed to get laid!

I just hope somebody has to pull a Lewinsky at some point?

Pete Best, the 12th member, was asked to leave the group.

I hear they shatter the glass ceiling in Act III.

Shame!

Is Hillary in on the heist too? It's all making sense…

Sun Tzu 2: The Grittening

All the acting chops in the world can't shrink them down to Trump size.

You're thinking of Star Wars.

Pound for pound, America's finest actress.