Hmm…sounds like something an X would say.

but, in our defense, we can't help it.

I am very firmly against rape, and I want that position noted.

She also carries the gay gene.

By channeling my inner Jackie Gleason.

Oh, she asked for it, believe me.

What do you expect when studios are allowed to show female superheros being choked in movie posters.

Reminds me of my co-workers standing in the background laughing their asses off and pointing at me while I yell at my iPhone and pound on the screen.

Best to keep it that way.
Timeline was panned by most critics and did poorly at the box office, only recouping $43 million worldwide from a budget of $80 million. The film also received an 11% fresh rating on film website Rotten Tomatoes based on 140 reviews, stating that this "incoherently plotted addition to the…

Blessed are the Stormtroopers, for they shalt be knackered.

Timeline was good, although the movie sucked.

Stick on tattoo

OK, but I don't have a young French actress on hand, daughter of somebody famous.

Ok. Switch it to Margaret Qualley (Jill on the Leftovers).

Colin Hanks and Emma Roberts could play the leads in the movie.

Khal Kulon

Who is Rodney Dangerfield?

Give 'em a break. It was sweeps week.

I watch for the pussy.

He's a GenXer! Get him!