I should've added 'Fuck Lena Dunham', but who knows what you weirdos would've done with that. But seriously, fuck Lena Dunham.

Honestly, fuck everything about this. Fuck banjos, fuck body percussion (whatever the fuck that is), fuck 'Girls', fuck Kickstarter, fuck Hosanna or whatever the fuck her fucking name is, fuck her famous daddy who could undoubtedly pay for this fucking thing ten times over, fuck thinking that a fucking YouTube video…

Probably a tie between Elizabeth Shue in 'The Karate Kid' and Karen Allen in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'. Marion Ravenwood began my lifelong love and pursuit of tough, mouthy broads who could throw a punch. Ali with an i… not sure I even have to explain that one. Still one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

Totes. Isla Fisher as an escape artist, no less. Hopefully she escapes out of HER PANTS

Who wouldn't?

Heist movie? Magic movie? MAGICAL HEIST MOVIE?!

I hope this movie includes half a dozen cuts to the same footage of a buffalo stampede. I really do.

Seen on a giant IMAX screen as intended, Oblivion was good movie fun. Nothing that hasn't been done before and far better, but still pretty and entertaining. The M83 score is gawwwwwgeous.

Because writing scores for movies is solely about art and expression, not giant fucking paychecks.

I cannot express how badly I want this to bomb. A fully operational Jaden Smith has the potential to make Justin Bieber look humble.

How do you know they haven't already?

@Sleeper99999:disqus Say what you want, but the scene still worked for me. I don't need this version of Spock to act exactly like Nimoy's version, and I don't need for the character and the scenes that take place around him to be identical. Again, as I stated below, I think that a large percentage of Trek fans would…

Are you replying to me? Where did I say that I didn't want Spock to be Spock?

Why? They didn't. They took what they needed from it, and then skewed it to fit. Had they just retold the exact same ending from WOK, then you would have a point. As it stands, you don't.

Good. Drive safe, and tell your mother I said hello.

Cryogenically freezing him IS keeping him alive as a means to use his information. He's a hot buttered lunatic who is both brilliant and physically unbeatable. What were they supposed to do, give him a brandy and tell him to wait in the den?

I agree completely, and I would like to be your boyfriend.

There's a recent interview with her where she talks about a deleted scene that explains it. Her mother was British and she was raised in England. If you need me to write that up on a chalkboard, I can.

Completely disagree. I thought the Kirk death scene and Spock's reaction were both fantastic, and led to Spock's character being blown wide open. Which, of course, is exactly what he needed what with him being such a bite in the ass for the past two films. It was good to see the human side in him rear up and attempt…

Hmm. Well, nice enough to fall asleep to, but not making my ears bleed nearly as much as I'd prefer. Oh well.