I saw your mother last night.

Not really surprising after hearing that 'Too Much Tuna' got six seasons and a movie deal. These ladies are wetter than an AquaSock.

If Michael Scott ran a movie theater.

Ha! No worries. I think Zimmer is gonna nail it, and it was certainly no easy task. Probably one of the most recognizable and iconic movie themes of all time. It turns me into a hot puddle of mess every time I hear it, and that's not easily replicable.

I do really enjoy the new theme so far though.

'Superman: The Movie' is probably one of the first movies I ever saw. It reminds me of hot summers, good times with my dad, waiting in line outside a theater in the stifling heat back when you still had to, running around the house with a towel around my neck, and generally just being a kid. That John Williams theme…

I'm not giving this doddering old fool an INCH until he takes that onion off of his belt.

Paul was a little lacking, but still fun in its own right. It also has one of the best Star Wars references I've ever seen, and from Jason Bateman, no less.

I could last 39 days without seeing anyone from my family in a fuckin' walk. My wife, sure, but my blood-related family? No problem.

Shoot yourself. You're entertaining exactly no one.

You mean the Survivor Witch Project? LOL

I am so sick of Dawn's crying voice that I am ready to beat her over the head with a giant leg of lamb like Deena.

I think it strikes the camp/horror tone of mid-60s cinema perfectly. As bizarre and uneven as it gets, I think Hitchcock would like it. I wouldn't mind seeing psychedelic dance sequences used as segues into and out of each commercial break.

I half expected her to take the pelt off the doggequin and put it on her head.

It's going to be completely bugfuck insane. Can't wait.

This show is totally unapologetic about its apparent love of high camp balanced with a reasonable amount of tension, and I LOVE it for that alone. Every serialized TV show these days wants nothing more than to be 'Breaking Bad'. Not this one.

Never follow a hippie to a second location.

Just more proof that not everything in the comics is going to work in the movies. I liked the Extremis soldiers just fine, but that fire-breathing shit was just silly. But like I said in a different post, this movie was a lot more comic booky than the previous two. If that's Marvel's angle from here on out, that's…

Bend over.

But good LORD those end credits were gorgeous. They need to be made into a '70s cop show.