I know we're all dorks here, but is the cameraperson so much of a misanthrope that they couldn't pull in a touch? I felt like I was watching this from across the room at a bar. You're all nice-looking people. Don't be afraid.

Hey, don't worry everyone. Seth Grahame-Smith also wrote 'Dark Shadows'. So I THINK everything is going to be just fine-diddly-diddly.

Honestly, enough of this shit. When is '80s hardcore going to come back? Fuck you AND your mandolin.

Burt Macklin FBI is always on the scene.

Beef flask? I got your beef flask.

Latino Review has the most poorly written non-articles ever. How the fuck does that guy keep getting scoops? Did he capture a leprechaun at some point?

Did he say 'making fuck'?

Or 'Mike And Molly'. Why the hell CBS thinks anyone should be interested in fat people fucking is completely beyond me.

I SO want this to continue. Maybe have Duke Silver on as a guest.

Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants! Called it.

The only thing that could've been worse for those Carnival cruise ship passengers would be if they had to watch 90% of this episode. Why is Andy a jerk? Why is that British chick still there? Why was it an hour long? Why wasn't Bob Oedenkirk brought on a LONG time ago, preferably in place of Ed Helms? Remember when…

I've been thinking about it a lot, and… well, I think I'm ready to see that actress' breasts.

Because these two games and their sequels only came out yesterday, therefore eliminating the opportunity for any other movie producer ever to option them before now. And not, like, years ago. Even though a popular Portal short has been kicking around the YouTubes for a year and a half now. Damn you, Abrams! How dare…

More like Mr. Bloating. Holy FUCK

One thousand internets!

I think Kelley was in the lineup as part of a 'help me get my sister sober again' attempt by Kim. She sounded alright, but Jim the drummer was fucking amazing. And Kim was my little schmoopy bear as usual. Sigh.

I think Kelley was in the lineup as part of a 'help me get my sister sober again' attempt by Kim. She sounded alright, but Jim the drummer was fucking amazing. And Kim was my little schmoopy bear as usual. Sigh.

Kim Deal did a solo tour in the late 90s with (I believe) the Breeders drummer and a few other people, and they sounded great. They did Pixies songs, Breeders, Amps, all kinds of shit. Great show.

Kim Deal did a solo tour in the late 90s with (I believe) the Breeders drummer and a few other people, and they sounded great. They did Pixies songs, Breeders, Amps, all kinds of shit. Great show.

I'm on the edge of my seat wondering who will win this round of the Smug Douche Olympics.