In the crowd, you bet I'll be there. If they were coming to the West Coast, that is.

1000 internets to the person who can find me the AVC article where I/we coined the phrase 'Rape Baby' to describe this astronomical douche.

Flawless victory.

Because beards.

Andy Cohen is the only reasonable choice for host. If there's anything Breaking Bad has been building towards, it's a post-game show with a grown man acting like a 14-year-old girl in exchange for ratings and dick.

Breakfast Bad

To be fair, Hardwick doesn't have any control over when and where his bits for Talking Dead pop up in the episode. He addressed it on a recent podcast and said how much shit he got because of it, too. It's not like it's own personal show that he has any kind of control over. It's AMC.

When Dick Cheney finally shuffles off to Buffalo, I hope there is a HUGE party in Iraq and everyone dances on his figurative grave until their feet hurt.

I'm glad Hagrid got some work playing the Woz, though. That post-Harry Potter life has gotta be rough.

Why is everyone always fumbling with zippers in slashfic? Get in there, get it done. Christ.

Of course, but at least you've heard of the goddamn thing. He had no idea.

Woz is clearly a demented genius who lives inside his head. He's earned that by now for sure, but yes, he is kind of a wackadoodle. He and Kathy Griffin 'dated' for a short bit, and the segments he had on her show were totally surreal. He'd go on long tirades to her about robotics and computers and all kinds of…

iWill never see this flaming turd blossom. Ever.

iWill not be going to see this piece of shit. Ever. If there was any sort of realistic gauge of annoyance attached to Josh Gad's performance in '1600 Penn', it would be exploding in the red zone every week. 'Hey look at me I'm fat and silly!' Fuck off.

This thing you claim to be growing bitter at - have you ever watched it before?

This thing you claim to be growing bitter at - have you ever watched it before?

Congratulations for even making it to the end.

Congratulations for even making it to the end.

Bonehead, why do you automatically take it to mean she's going to jump in bed with the guy?

Bonehead, why do you automatically take it to mean she's going to jump in bed with the guy?