I'm interested to hear Rodney Mullen's story. The guy is clearly a creative genius who invented what is now called street skating by way of freestyle, but I hadn't heard much about all his anxieties before. If you haven't YouTubed some of his trick compilation videos before, do it. They're astounding. Decades ahead of…

Sheblank! Right on my shoulder. Shackwhackled my dillet all over that place.

Sheblank! Right on my shoulder. Shackwhackled my dillet all over that place.

If Marvel can handle front-loading a movie with SIX major characters and have it turn out as balls-to-the-wall awesome as 'The Avengers', I think I'm more than okay with this.

If Marvel can handle front-loading a movie with SIX major characters and have it turn out as balls-to-the-wall awesome as 'The Avengers', I think I'm more than okay with this.

She had a big old lady afro and everything. So rad.

She had a big old lady afro and everything. So rad.

My dad didn't believe in kids' movies. What he saw, we saw. I don't remember exact instances, but there were many cases where I was either absolutely terrified or completely mystified by what was happening up on the screen. 'Jaws' was a particularly scarring occasion. I did not learn to swim until I was 11 as a…

My dad didn't believe in kids' movies. What he saw, we saw. I don't remember exact instances, but there were many cases where I was either absolutely terrified or completely mystified by what was happening up on the screen. 'Jaws' was a particularly scarring occasion. I did not learn to swim until I was 11 as a…

Dennis Miller tweeted 'Who is John Galt? #MittRomney.' the other day on his Twitter feed. I think he needs to come clean and show us on the doll where 9/11 touched him.

Dennis Miller tweeted 'Who is John Galt? #MittRomney.' the other day on his Twitter feed. I think he needs to come clean and show us on the doll where 9/11 touched him.

You and your Frequent Flyer miles from United. So not fair.

You and your Frequent Flyer miles from United. So not fair.

I've gotten into your mother plenty of times.

I've gotten into your mother plenty of times.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus Aaaand now we've got a tagline for the poster. You will not be credited.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus Aaaand now we've got a tagline for the poster. You will not be credited.

Your mother was sold out both times I tried to see her this weekend.

Your mother was sold out both times I tried to see her this weekend.

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