Fluffer #3

Script? I prefer my teacher-doing-MMA-dramadies to be unscripted, thanks very much. Realism is king in today's world.

Script? I prefer my teacher-doing-MMA-dramadies to be unscripted, thanks very much. Realism is king in today's world.

They should probably go with 'Previously on LOST…' instead.

They should probably go with 'Previously on LOST…' instead.

Spectacular choice for #1. I'd thought sure it was going to Pulp Fiction, but Goodfellas edging it out makes me very happy. Now I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Spectacular choice for #1. I'd thought sure it was going to Pulp Fiction, but Goodfellas edging it out makes me very happy. Now I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Both good scenes, but the diner scene is the clear winner. The look on Duke's face is all the evidence you need. Although the bathtub scene is far more hilarious. I am Ahab.

Both good scenes, but the diner scene is the clear winner. The look on Duke's face is all the evidence you need. Although the bathtub scene is far more hilarious. I am Ahab.

Dream killer.

Dream killer.

Who cares?

Who cares?

I'm just hoping that Kristen Connolly plays the one who is naked all the time. You know, NakedWoman or whatever. Boots and a cape might be hot too.

I'm just hoping that Kristen Connolly plays the one who is naked all the time. You know, NakedWoman or whatever. Boots and a cape might be hot too.

Look, I'm sorry you were too busy masturbating to the clip to get the firstie, but there's really no need to be so angry about it. I'm glad that my dick gives you and all your fellow 7-11 clerks something to talk about, though.

Look, I'm sorry you were too busy masturbating to the clip to get the firstie, but there's really no need to be so angry about it. I'm glad that my dick gives you and all your fellow 7-11 clerks something to talk about, though.

Semen is a hell of a drug.

Semen is a hell of a drug.

Ha! I gave mine to your mother!