Ha! I gave mine to your mother!

It's good to be back in this terrible, beautiful dystopian nightmare with all of you yet again. I bought it off of the television!

It's good to be back in this terrible, beautiful dystopian nightmare with all of you yet again. I bought it off of the television!

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus What the hell is a 20-something library? Does it wear plaid shirts and scoff at everything?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus What the hell is a 20-something library? Does it wear plaid shirts and scoff at everything?

I despise professional sporting events, but I've wanted to shit in a stadium ever since I was a little kid.

I despise professional sporting events, but I've wanted to shit in a stadium ever since I was a little kid.

What, syphilis?

What, syphilis?

I have a conspiracy theory that this band was put together with the sole purpose of using its music to make granola bar commercials. To steal a joke, they are a Cracker Barrel menu in musical form.

I have a conspiracy theory that this band was put together with the sole purpose of using its music to make granola bar commercials. To steal a joke, they are a Cracker Barrel menu in musical form.

See, I liked how Letterman was made out to be the asshole here. It would've been easy to do the same to Leno, for example. Too easy, in fact. Dave is the king of late night. He's the perfect foil for a story like this, no matter how anyone feels about anyone else.

See, I liked how Letterman was made out to be the asshole here. It would've been easy to do the same to Leno, for example. Too easy, in fact. Dave is the king of late night. He's the perfect foil for a story like this, no matter how anyone feels about anyone else.

SO hot in that movie. I love the tight sweater dress and knee-high boots she wears. unf.

SO hot in that movie. I love the tight sweater dress and knee-high boots she wears. unf.

Make it pink.

Make it pink.

I dunno, but she does when I masturbate.

I dunno, but she does when I masturbate.

She's got a thick ass for a white girl. Oh, and she can act real good too. I concur.