That Sonic Youth video is a veritable time capsule of many things I loved in the '90s. SY, skateboarding, Mike Watt cameos, Spike Jonze, cheap music videos, Jason Lee and Guy Mariano and the rest of the Blind team, good music that is nothing like the dogshit being pumped out of the shopping mall PA systems of today,…

Good timing. Those dumbfucks would think that's another Indiana Jones movie.

Good timing. Those dumbfucks would think that's another Indiana Jones movie.

Anyone who was born in or after 1992, please make your way out to the lobby for the remainder of the week. There are GoGurts and Vitamin Water or whatever the fuck you people eat awaiting your ironic consumption.

Anyone who was born in or after 1992, please make your way out to the lobby for the remainder of the week. There are GoGurts and Vitamin Water or whatever the fuck you people eat awaiting your ironic consumption.

Get on your feet! Get up and make it happen!

Get on your feet! Get up and make it happen!

Whatever the hell that Springboard media player thing is, it sucks untold amounts of ass. Are we too cool for YouTube now?

Whatever the hell that Springboard media player thing is, it sucks untold amounts of ass. Are we too cool for YouTube now?

I bet Hank shit himself when he read that dedication.

I bet Hank shit himself when he read that dedication.

Jesse Plemons as The Rookie

Jesse Plemons as The Rookie

Gustavo Fring as 'Bunny'

Gustavo Fring as 'Bunny'

"Under, Over. Over, Dunne." - Airplane!, the greatest movie ever.

"Under, Over. Over, Dunne." - Airplane!, the greatest movie ever.

Dr. Frank Frank? On the real real real?

Dr. Frank Frank? On the real real real?

Ass, vag and throat doctor.