Ass, vag and throat doctor.

I enjoy offending and/or making your sister feel incredulous.

I enjoy offending and/or making your sister feel incredulous.

@avclub-108f4510f4f8b285146ac0d227562705:disqus Alec Baldwin is far more than just the narrator of Tenenbaums, but yes. He's the ghost with the most, babe.

@avclub-108f4510f4f8b285146ac0d227562705:disqus Alec Baldwin is far more than just the narrator of Tenenbaums, but yes. He's the ghost with the most, babe.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus Oh man. When is she NOT at her best?

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus Oh man. When is she NOT at her best?

Featuring '80s Winona Ryder at the height of her unbearable cuteness. And a cameo by Dick Fucking Cavett, no less. Unbelievable.

Featuring '80s Winona Ryder at the height of her unbearable cuteness. And a cameo by Dick Fucking Cavett, no less. Unbelievable.

220, 221. Whatever it takes.

220, 221. Whatever it takes.

Thank you. One of my favorite Keaton roles. I like how it's implied that the role exists in the same universe as 'Out Of Sight'. Same character name and everything.

Thank you. One of my favorite Keaton roles. I like how it's implied that the role exists in the same universe as 'Out Of Sight'. Same character name and everything.

Michael Keaton is one of my favorite actors and I will watch whatever he does, but I say with no shame or reservation that 'Beetlejuice' is an absolute masterpiece and his finest work to date. 'Mr. Mom' comes damn close, but there really is no competition. Pardon the punny business, but he plays it like he's actually…

Michael Keaton is one of my favorite actors and I will watch whatever he does, but I say with no shame or reservation that 'Beetlejuice' is an absolute masterpiece and his finest work to date. 'Mr. Mom' comes damn close, but there really is no competition. Pardon the punny business, but he plays it like he's actually…

Me too. I listened to the podcast about this episode yesterday, and there was no mention of it. I figured as much, but I think a reveal like that would be amazing, especially after Mike is out of the picture.

Me too. I listened to the podcast about this episode yesterday, and there was no mention of it. I figured as much, but I think a reveal like that would be amazing, especially after Mike is out of the picture.

Am I alone in believing that Hank's boss might be one of Mike's guys? The promotion a few weeks ago and now the fund cutting to throw him off the trail both seemed more than a little convenient to me. I doubt I'm the only one who could've thought of this by now.

Am I alone in believing that Hank's boss might be one of Mike's guys? The promotion a few weeks ago and now the fund cutting to throw him off the trail both seemed more than a little convenient to me. I doubt I'm the only one who could've thought of this by now.

There you go thinking again. Come on, it's not so outlandish to consider. This was 17 years ago. I'd say at least 2 of them are out there right now naked as a jaybird on said internets. You know you're thinking it too.