There you go thinking again. Come on, it's not so outlandish to consider. This was 17 years ago. I'd say at least 2 of them are out there right now naked as a jaybird on said internets. You know you're thinking it too.

Oh look, all the commenters who treated Beth Ditto like a piece of human garbage are all offended and shit. How adorable.

Oh look, all the commenters who treated Beth Ditto like a piece of human garbage are all offended and shit. How adorable.

I wonder how many of those children grew up to be naked people on the internets.

I wonder how many of those children grew up to be naked people on the internets.

The greatest horror film ever made. Period. Don't forget your rubbers, Chief.

The greatest horror film ever made. Period. Don't forget your rubbers, Chief.

Room 237. Nice touch.

Room 237. Nice touch.

Crap, I should've known someone else would post this before I did. Well done.

Crap, I should've known someone else would post this before I did. Well done.

The boy's got the devil in 'em.

The boy's got the devil in 'em.

Hurricane was their DJ before Mike was, junior.

Hurricane was their DJ before Mike was, junior.

Totes. When he runs in with the loud-ass grenade machine gun or whatever the hell it was, I could not stop laughing. I know it was meant to be all bad-ass or whatever, but I couldn't stop myself.

Totes. When he runs in with the loud-ass grenade machine gun or whatever the hell it was, I could not stop laughing. I know it was meant to be all bad-ass or whatever, but I couldn't stop myself.

I've had a dream of President Obama coming out to do the SOTU address to this song ever since the man was elected. Fingers crossed.

I've had a dream of President Obama coming out to do the SOTU address to this song ever since the man was elected. Fingers crossed.

Why do I love Terry Crews so much? I shouldn't, but I totally do. I even found him hilarious in that stupid fucking 'Expendables' movie, and I don't think he was even trying to be funny.