This is what happens when Dane stops stealing jokes.
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Aren't we about 25 minutes into this asshole's 15 minutes of fame by now?
Aren't we about 25 minutes into this asshole's 15 minutes of fame by now?
Nathan gets 26 cents every time someone types the latter, so yes, I concur.
Nathan gets 26 cents every time someone types the latter, so yes, I concur.
I think Liz is what Zooey Deschanel's sexy idiot character on 'New Girl' will be like if she grows up - a sad, staggering weirdo that people only want to be around because she wakes them up for a few minutes. Fascinating deconstruction of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl character. Parker was absolutely electric. I couldn't…
I think Liz is what Zooey Deschanel's sexy idiot character on 'New Girl' will be like if she grows up - a sad, staggering weirdo that people only want to be around because she wakes them up for a few minutes. Fascinating deconstruction of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl character. Parker was absolutely electric. I couldn't…
Lick me, all of you.
Lick me, all of you.
Speaking of Euro-snootiness, some Facebook acquaintance of mine said this morning that beaches in Switzerland don't bother with lifeguards 'because everyone understands self-responsibility'. Not sure what kind of beaches they have in Switzerland, but it's nice to know that the water around them is so kind and…
Speaking of Euro-snootiness, some Facebook acquaintance of mine said this morning that beaches in Switzerland don't bother with lifeguards 'because everyone understands self-responsibility'. Not sure what kind of beaches they have in Switzerland, but it's nice to know that the water around them is so kind and…
Hey, that kind of thing doesn't sell movie trailer blurbs, so here's a bunch of dismissive heavy-handed horseshit that I clearly wrote before I had anything to eat today.
Hey, that kind of thing doesn't sell movie trailer blurbs, so here's a bunch of dismissive heavy-handed horseshit that I clearly wrote before I had anything to eat today.
Wow, I'm shocked. A bunch of sports fans in Philadelphia going to see a band with a clever name like Soulive turned out to be assholes.
Wow, I'm shocked. A bunch of sports fans in Philadelphia going to see a band with a clever name like Soulive turned out to be assholes.
Philadelphia raped and murdered a girl in 1994.
Philadelphia raped and murdered a girl in 1994.
Now that Liz Taylor is dead, yes.