Now that Liz Taylor is dead, yes.

I saw Bracco years later on Top Chef and she looked like a fucking sandworm. Giant teeth and about four feet of wrinkly cleavage. Blugh.

I saw Bracco years later on Top Chef and she looked like a fucking sandworm. Giant teeth and about four feet of wrinkly cleavage. Blugh.

Clearly you need a shrink.

Clearly you need a shrink.

Yes, that nagging pseudo-mother figure voice that talked in nonsensical circles and sounded like it had been gargling Tide and driveway gravel for the last seven months always gave me SUCH a raging hard-on. For sure.

Yes, that nagging pseudo-mother figure voice that talked in nonsensical circles and sounded like it had been gargling Tide and driveway gravel for the last seven months always gave me SUCH a raging hard-on. For sure.

I never could stand Dr. Melfi. Maybe it was the actress playing her, but I always found her ungodly irritating and nowhere NEAR as sexy as the show kept trying and trying to convince me she was. Thinking of her as sexy was like trying to picture my aunt as being sexy. Blech.

I never could stand Dr. Melfi. Maybe it was the actress playing her, but I always found her ungodly irritating and nowhere NEAR as sexy as the show kept trying and trying to convince me she was. Thinking of her as sexy was like trying to picture my aunt as being sexy. Blech.

You should probably just take your heart medicine and go to bed.

You should probably just take your heart medicine and go to bed.

I hope Nolan goes on record to say that he did it on purpose.

I hope Nolan goes on record to say that he did it on purpose.

Millions of women everywhere disagree with you.

Millions of women everywhere disagree with you.

Death by monkeys!

Death by monkeys!

I think I saw that guy jerking off during 'Green Lantern'.

I think I saw that guy jerking off during 'Green Lantern'.

You have definitely found a new home.