@avclub-ea098057cb0d1379deaf8c1cf4a1fe3b:disqus Fuck you. No black person is named Jello. Pudding Pop maybe, but certainly not fucking Jello.

@avclub-ea098057cb0d1379deaf8c1cf4a1fe3b:disqus Fuck you. No black person is named Jello. Pudding Pop maybe, but certainly not fucking Jello.

With the Beasties now all but defunct, he should just join the band.

With the Beasties now all but defunct, he should just join the band.

YOUR MOMS HOUSE

I think it's the same in all cultures. I worked with a bunch of dumb rednecks who I once overheard giving each other shit because one of them had bought a truck that actually (GASP!) got good gas mileage. I am not kidding. "Hey Jeb! Roddy here bought hisself a sipper!"

I think it's the same in all cultures. I worked with a bunch of dumb rednecks who I once overheard giving each other shit because one of them had bought a truck that actually (GASP!) got good gas mileage. I am not kidding. "Hey Jeb! Roddy here bought hisself a sipper!"

A white guy presses his boot against the throat of the oppressed like thiiiis…

A white guy presses his boot against the throat of the oppressed like thiiiis…

I don't care how 'black' someone thinks they are, because odds are they secretly like some corny-ass bullshit that you would never, ever expect them to be into. I've watched episode after episode of Top Chef with my white friend Lawrence and my black friend Tyrell. It was perfectly enjoyable in both shades.

I don't care how 'black' someone thinks they are, because odds are they secretly like some corny-ass bullshit that you would never, ever expect them to be into. I've watched episode after episode of Top Chef with my white friend Lawrence and my black friend Tyrell. It was perfectly enjoyable in both shades.

Why the fuck should anyone have to prove their 'blackness'? Do white people have to prove their whiteness? Perform a hostile corporate takeover! Right now!

Why the fuck should anyone have to prove their 'blackness'? Do white people have to prove their whiteness? Perform a hostile corporate takeover! Right now!

@avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus Danish muesli.

@avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus Danish muesli.

You'll eat your irony and like it.

You'll eat your irony and like it.

Let the hipster kvetching begin! What part of this fairly good news do you hate the most? Wish it included you somehow? Yeah, me too.

Let the hipster kvetching begin! What part of this fairly good news do you hate the most? Wish it included you somehow? Yeah, me too.

You'd think Brad Pitt could hire someone to read his mother's racist e-mail forwards for her.