You'd think Brad Pitt could hire someone to read his mother's racist e-mail forwards for her.

Whatever it is, it's making her appear really fucking smug, like every other New Yorker I've ever seen or known. I hope somebody punches it out of there for her.

Whatever it is, it's making her appear really fucking smug, like every other New Yorker I've ever seen or known. I hope somebody punches it out of there for her.

Also, dat ass.

Also, dat ass.

Agreed. On a show that was basically just 2 hours of announcements, introductions, and exhibition, there was no need to have anyone there at all. She was barely anyone anyway, but that's beside the point.

Agreed. On a show that was basically just 2 hours of announcements, introductions, and exhibition, there was no need to have anyone there at all. She was barely anyone anyway, but that's beside the point.

@avclub-178874fad561e353c21ccdafe08915ca:disqus Blow it out your fat pasty ass, you low-rent Larry Clark piece of shit. 50 bucks says the only time you've ever gotten any action from anyone was that one lonely night in junior high when you realized how flexible you are and blew yourself.

@avclub-178874fad561e353c21ccdafe08915ca:disqus Blow it out your fat pasty ass, you low-rent Larry Clark piece of shit. 50 bucks says the only time you've ever gotten any action from anyone was that one lonely night in junior high when you realized how flexible you are and blew yourself.

Yeah, PM him with the PM system we don't have. Bro.

Yeah, PM him with the PM system we don't have. Bro.

I hope Zooey Deschanel is forced to do more shows like this just so the world can finally look past her cutesy-wutesy 'I'm a sexy idiot!' bullshit and see her for the vapid moron she actually is. What a waste of a chair she was.

I hope Zooey Deschanel is forced to do more shows like this just so the world can finally look past her cutesy-wutesy 'I'm a sexy idiot!' bullshit and see her for the vapid moron she actually is. What a waste of a chair she was.

I hope Twitch comes back to perform this season. He, Cyrus and Cole would be incredible to watch.

I hope Twitch comes back to perform this season. He, Cyrus and Cole would be incredible to watch.

You're creepy as fuck.

You're creepy as fuck.

Tyler Perry's Hot Fuzz starring Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry's Hot Fuzz starring Tyler Perry

@OhthePossibilities:disqus Look, you're paying his rent with the money I pay you to spit shine my harness(es). He's your boyfriend. End of story.