Republicans only watch ABC Family and Starz. Oh, and NakedSword.

I figure he's about a missed month of rent away from doing porn no one in their right mind would ever watch.

I figure he's about a missed month of rent away from doing porn no one in their right mind would ever watch.

Hi everybody, my name is Morty.

Hi everybody, my name is Morty.

Why the fuck Sarah Holcomb had a Scottish accent in Caddyshack is still a mystery to me. It is absolutely the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

Why the fuck Sarah Holcomb had a Scottish accent in Caddyshack is still a mystery to me. It is absolutely the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

"It's the best, man! I got it from a negro!"

"It's the best, man! I got it from a negro!"

So he's got that going for him.

So he's got that going for him.

So who wins the Worst First Post-SNL Movie Award - Samberg with this piece of shit or Jimmy Fallon with 'Taxi'? Making turds like these after doing years of perfectly fine work on the longest-running comedy show in history is akin to quitting a full-time job to go sell vacuum cleaners door to door. Dumb.

So who wins the Worst First Post-SNL Movie Award - Samberg with this piece of shit or Jimmy Fallon with 'Taxi'? Making turds like these after doing years of perfectly fine work on the longest-running comedy show in history is akin to quitting a full-time job to go sell vacuum cleaners door to door. Dumb.

I heard Aaron Paul on a podcast the other day saying that the final 8 do not air until July 2013.

I heard Aaron Paul on a podcast the other day saying that the final 8 do not air until July 2013.

Cool scene bro.

Cool scene bro.

And also by the fact that she goes to movies high.

And also by the fact that she goes to movies high.

It's a movie?!